Realistic Toilet Paper Squishy Toy - Slow Rising Novelty Roll | Funny Gag Gift & Stress Relief Fidget
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✅ 100% Non-Toxic & BPA Free
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Realistic Toilet Paper Squishy Toy - Slow Rising Novelty Roll | Funny Gag Gift & Stress Relief Fidget
Description
The Only Roll You Can’t Wipe With (But Can Squeeze Forever)! 🧻🤣
The Hook: Remember when toilet paper was more valuable than gold? Now you can own a roll that lasts forever! The Toilet Paper Squishy is the ultimate funny gag gift and stress reliever rolled into one. Whether you want to prank a friend or just enjoy the satisfaction of crushing a fresh roll, this toy delivers endless fun.
Why You Need This Roll:
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🧻 Hilariously Realistic Design: Modeled to look exactly like a fresh roll of 2-ply, complete with textured "sheets" and a cardboard-colored center core. It’s the perfect piece of quirky bathroom decor.
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☁️ Super Satisfying Squeeze: Unlike real paper that gets ruined, this slow rising foam toy bounces back instantly. Crush it, twist it, or punch it—it always returns to its perfect cylindrical shape.
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🎁 Best Prank & Gag Gift: The perfect novelty gift for White Elephant parties, birthdays, or for that friend who is always worried about running out of supplies.
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👃 Soft & Scented: Don't worry, it smells like sweet cream or vanilla, not a bathroom! The pleasant scent adds to the sensory play experience.
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🧘 Zero-Waste Stress Relief: Channel your frustration into this foam roll instead of wasting real paper. It’s an eco-friendly way to fidget!
Product Specifications:
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Style: Toilet Paper Roll (TP)
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Category: Novelty Squishy / Prank Toy
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Material: Non-toxic, Slow-Rising PU Foam
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Scent: Mild Sweet / Vanilla
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Size: Life-size roll [Insert dimensions, e.g., approx. 10cm x 10cm]
⚠️ Safety Warning:
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Usage: This is a toy. Do not use for hygiene purposes.
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Inedible: Do not eat. Keep away from pets and small children.